Software engineer from the UK, studying CS @ UBC. I like building things that are actually useful.
🤖 I built a GitHub Actions workflow that uses the Claude AI API to automatically update this profile every day — the greeting, market snapshot, and commit roast below are all AI-generated and refresh automatically.
taxscout-api — REST API for scraping HMRC tax data on behalf of accountancy clients. Supports Corporation Tax, Self Assessment, PAYE, and VAT.
Happy Tuesday! ☕ Ready to tackle those bugs and ship some code! 🚀
| Index | Price | Day |
|---|---|---|
| S&P 500 | 7,599.96 | 🟢 +0.26% |
| NASDAQ | 27,086.81 | 🟢 +0.42% |
| Dow | 51,078.88 | 🟢 +0.09% |
| FTSE 100 | 10,366.30 | 🟢 +0.41% |
My code had fewer bugs today than the Dow had gains - we both barely moved with that 0.09% performance.
Latest headlines:
- AI giant Anthropic plans to sell shares in US as valuation nears $1tn
- Third of people say uni degree not worth it, as student loan inquiry begins
- Post Office scandal victim dedicates OBE to 'sub-postmasters we have lost'
You went from writing pristine, descriptive commit messages like "feat: DOM mutation significance heuristic" to literally just "- fixed" like you gave up on life and decided to communicate exclusively in caveman grunts.