public class Jason : ICEOWhoActuallyCodes
{
    private readonly Coffee _fuel = new Coffee(Size.Venti, Shots.Quad);
    private readonly string _currentMission = "Dragging legacy code into the promised land";
    
    public string CurrentStatus => "Converting 15 years of technical debt into technical credit";
}

• 🏗️ Leading the Great Migration™ - Taking Mortgage Automator from PHP to .NET (because apparently I enjoy pain)
• 💰 Fixing PE-backed Tech Companies - Helping teardown and rebuild tech-companies for PE companies (it's more exciting than it sounds, I promise)
• 🤖 AI Tool Showdown Champion - Currently in a polyamorous relationship with Cursor, Claude, and Amp
• 🖥️ KVM Enthusiast - Because why have one computer when your Dell U4025QW can handle two?
• 📝 Crafting the Perfect Job Posts - "We're looking for engineers who can spell Kubernetes and aren't afraid of legacy code"

const techStack = {
    migrating_from: ["PHP", "Technical Debt", "Sleepless Nights"],
    migrating_to: ["C#", ".NET", "Modern Architecture", "Slightly Less Sleepless Nights"],
    exploring: ["Model Context Protocol", "AI-Assisted Coding", "Whatever makes developers 10x"],
    testing_with: ["JUnit", "VSCode Coverage Tools", "Production (just kidding... mostly)"],
    life_optimization: ["Conway's Game of Life", "Map-Reduce Algorithms", "Slack Channel Naming Conventions"]
};

• 🏍️ Debating whether the Indian Challenger or Triumph Rocket 3 has better torque curves (it's research, okay?)
• ♈ Using astrology to optimize team compatibility (Aries energy in the C-suite)
• ☕ Writing poetic odes to caffeine between code reviews
• 🇨🇦🇺🇸 Navigating cross-border employment law (because nothing says "fun" like international tax implications)

Commits before coffee: 0
Commits after coffee: ∞
Legacy code refactored: Some
Legacy code remaining: Yes
Times considered rewriting everything in Rust: 47
Times actually did it: 0

• You know the secret to migrating from PHP to .NET without crying
• You're a .NET developer who isn't scared of mortgage industry acronyms
• You know the wizardry of Opus 4.5, and can wield it with precision
• You have opinions about Model Context Protocol implementations
• You can explain why my unit tests pass locally but fail in CI
• You're interested in joining a Toronto tech team that's actually building something people use

• I've created comprehensive resume scoring frameworks that would make an ATS jealous
• I write Slack communication standards for fun (and organizational sanity)
• My browser has 47 tabs open comparing AI coding assistant pricing models
• I once spent 3 hours perfecting a board meeting confidentiality notice
• Yes, I named variables after motorcycle parts. No, I won't apologize.

"In a world of 'move fast and break things,' I prefer 'migrate carefully and fix things that have been broken since 2009'... ehhhh, who am I kidding? Sometimes you have to move fast and break things, too. And, doggonnit, it's fun!"

Currently hiring: If you can spell "dependency injection" and know why it matters, we should talk