An AI code reviewer that never has anything nice to say. Ever.
Built by Arnold Wender
Paste your code and prepare for emotional damage. This AI code reviewer has 4 distinct personas — each more brutal than the last — and they will never, under any circumstances, say something positive about your code. No constructive feedback. No silver linings. Just pure, unfiltered roasting.
"Your variable naming convention looks like a cat walked across your keyboard." — The Reviewer
- 4 Reviewer Personas — Each with their own flavor of cruelty (from passive-aggressive to unhinged)
- Severity Meter — Watch the complaint level rise from "Mildly Disappointed" to "Existential Crisis"
- Line-by-Line Roasts — Every single line of your code gets individually destroyed
- Achievements System — Unlock badges for surviving the worst reviews
- Share Report Card — Generate a shareable report card of your code's failures
- Sound Effects — Audio feedback that matches the reviewer's disappointment
- CI/CD Pipeline Mockup — A fake GitHub Actions pipeline that always fails your code
- Developer Performance Dashboard — Grafana-style metrics showing your declining code quality over time
- Fake Changelog — Version history of increasingly hostile reviewer updates
- Pro Tier with CLI Mode — Premium upgrade with a terminal-based roasting experience
- Tab Navigation — Multi-panel interface to explore all the ways your code disappoints
| Technology | Purpose |
|---|---|
| React 18 | UI framework |
| TypeScript | Type safety |
| Vite | Build tool & dev server |
| Tailwind CSS | Styling |
| Framer Motion | Animations |
| canvas-confetti | Celebration effects |
| html2canvas | Report card generation |
| Web Audio API | Sound effects |
| Lucide React | Icons |
# Clone the repo
git clone https://github.com/arnoldwender/ai-code-reviewer-that-only-complains.git
cd ai-code-reviewer-that-only-complains
# Install dependencies
npm install
# Start dev server
npm run dev
# Build for production
npm run buildhttps://ai-code-reviewer-that-only-complains.netlify.app
Think you can write better complaints? Check out CONTRIBUTING.md for guidelines on how to get involved.
This project is licensed under the MIT License — see the LICENSE file for details.