Tried a million different ways to get this to work

[privacyguy123]

Bugged

[DarkSkull91]

Same thing here, did you resolved?

[only52607]

Have you tried other smali files? Does the same error occur?

[DarkSkull91]

I'm seeing that my error is different:
Decompile failed: ENOENT: no such file or directory, stat 'C:\Users\Username\AppData\Local\Programs\Microsoft VS Code\"C:\Program Files\Jadx\jadx-1.5.0\bin\jadx.bat"'

it appends the path that I put in the setting in the default one.

I think, it's another bug.