8ball.strings

Fuck you, figure it out for yourself
Maybe if your dick was bigger
No, but I fucked your mother
I guess you want me to answer all life's hard problems, eh?
I can see why your significant other is leaving you
I bet you're a vegan too
Fucking Hipster!
You should do something with your life. Instead of asking an electronic device your problems
How much wood, could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Join the darkside, you must.
Aliens.
Check your anus
That was a dumb question, go kill yourself
That wasn't there yesterday.
You SURE you wanna know the test results?
Hold on, banging your sister.
Well, does it float or sink?
Don't worry, I won't tell your Mom
Quick! Get me Depends!
Duck!
Will it blend?
You didn't shake your screen hard enough, try again.
Reply hazy, go to hell!